21, instagram is _s0phiemay

doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

(via keep-the-change-ya-filthy-animal)

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3 weeks ago
pulpfictionfun:

Just had to share this with you guys because I literally just Watched Pulp Fiction for the first time this week and not two days later I read this fact. Perfect timing. [For more Lilo and Stitch facts click here »#disneyfunfactsliloandstitch]
#disney #disneyfunfacts #disneyfact #Liloandstitch #cobrabubbles #pulpfiction #marselluswallace by disneyfunfacts http://ift.tt/1cyCbZV

pulpfictionfun:

Just had to share this with you guys because I literally just Watched Pulp Fiction for the first time this week and not two days later I read this fact. Perfect timing. [For more Lilo and Stitch facts click here »#disneyfunfactsliloandstitch]
#disney #disneyfunfacts #disneyfact #Liloandstitch #cobrabubbles #pulpfiction #marselluswallace by disneyfunfacts http://ift.tt/1cyCbZV

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3 weeks ago

analauave98:

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED

FROZEN IS ONE OF THE FEW DISNEY MOVIES

IN WHICH THE CHARACTER´S PARENTS

ARE BOTH ALIVE

AND NOT DIVORCED?!?!?

me:

But they die…

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3 weeks ago

itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

Nine in the afternoon…your eyes are the size of the moon?

GOD! Panic at the disco! Jeeeeeez

(via cannibal-corpses)

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3 weeks ago
always-arousedxxx:

I belong to you. Every inch of me…

always-arousedxxx:

I belong to you.
Every inch of me…

(Source: always-arousedxxx)

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3 weeks ago
dailybreakingbad:

The “Cow House” comment is still one of my favorites from the earlier seasons.http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/

dailybreakingbad:

The “Cow House” comment is still one of my favorites from the earlier seasons.
http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/

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3 weeks ago
tattooworkers:

Tattoo by Marina Inoue @marina_inoue

tattooworkers:

Tattoo by Marina Inoue @marina_inoue

(via 1337tattoos)

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1 month ago
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