My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
Just had to share this with you guys because I literally just Watched Pulp Fiction for the first time this week and not two days later I read this fact. Perfect timing. [For more Lilo and Stitch facts click here »#disneyfunfactsliloandstitch]
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dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
Nine in the afternoon…your eyes are the size of the moon?
GOD! Panic at the disco! Jeeeeeez